I was going to jokingly title this something along the lines of having a sex-change, but turns out I know more people who have had gender assignment than I know people who have gone to rehab, so I went with the detox joke.

Well, it's been a while, and most of the minutae eludes me at the moment, so let me deal in broad strokes.

I've mostly sidelined the band activity for now.  In reality (and to really skip over a LOT of detail), the band is an energy draw I can't really justify sustaining, so I'm in the process of evaluating its fate.  With a second album 90% in the can it's a hard decision to figure out, and I asked the band to contribute some ideas and opinions on this matter that I'm still waiting for.

Fortunately, there's plenty to do in the meantime.  Our garden is kicking some major ass, and I find it very peaceful to concentrate on.  I water and do some weeding and light maintenance, and every day I walk out and it's bigger and crazier than before.  Last night we harvested some sweet snow peas (my guess is 2 lbs worth) and we've been stuffing ourselves sick on them. Aside from some snail deterrent the whole thing is going like gangbusters.

I'm in the process of re-jiggering my studio to prep for a new idea I have to do live sound-to-picture work in a fun collaborative way.  More on that as it arises.

I got a haircut.  Here's before:

Holy cow what a curly out of control hippy hairdo!  It was getting pretty nuts. 

And here's after:

Note the bed-head.  I got up at 7am and set up shop in the cafe to get some work done. 

I've otherwise been driving Kendra around to and fro, cooking her breakfast, and keeping up on all my media likes (True Blood, the Colbert Report, various noirs), and starting the "OMG I gotta get a job!" phase of my job search.

Mostly the last two weeks have been about taking some much needed quality time, and mostly with the woman, to relax and enjoy things a bit.  We've been pushing hard lately, and a few people on each of our teams has flamed out in various ways, so it's been a good time to ground and center before starting another push up the hill.

We had some people over the other night, specifically people who make us feel good to be around, and had a great time around the fire in our yard.  It was a great Solstice activity and helped tremendously.

We also went to Central Cinema to see Priscilla, Queen of the Desert and had a great time eating some good food, drinking beer, and watching draq queens rock it.  The other day we camped in a coffeeshop and got work done while sitting on a couch with our legs entangled.  Even yesterday, when Kendra fucked up her eye and we had to go to the eye doctor (a bad contact lens experience), we then spent the rest of the day napping and relaxing.  So, truly, we've been recharging the batteries and enjoying some quality time.  I don't know if people will ever realize how non-stop it is at our house, and actually how little time Kendra and I actually have to hang out.  Part of our plan moving forward is to figure out how to work smarter instead of harder.  We shoulder too much crap most times and end up carrying our team-mates when we should be getting support from them.  Hopefully we'll make this work better for everyone from now on.

I think I almost know enough to write a book about when hobby/amateur projects go professional and what that does to people psychologically.  Especially when it involves the arts and especially when it's late-20 and 30-somethings.  It's really quite amazing to behold how some people get butted up against the "end of their youth" (I don't know if I agree with that concept btw) and psych-out in some amazing way.

I couldn't help but notice someone who I used to work with on a project who had a freakout of this nature and vanished for a year or so, only to return married with a child.... when there was no indication of either last time I saw them.

I also had a run-in with someone at a party recently whom I thought we were still on great terms, just wrapped up in our own things.  They greeted me enthusiastically and then blew me off, I would almost use the word "snub".  They're also going through a "make it or break it" time in their artistic career.

I don't know if it's good or bad that I seem to be wired for end-of-life persistence with regard to creating, but for now at the very least it makes for interesting people watching.

Well now that I've got a snazzy haircut there's far fewer reasons to avoid the pool.  Ugh.

Well, quite an eventful last several days of good, bad, ugly, and sublime.

on THR, I played Rock Band for the first time. As a music-related person I find myself perplexed by the whole thing.  I definitely think it can change the way people deal with music in their lives, and mostly in a good way.  And, as a more interactive form of karaoke I think it's also good.  But it's not like those skills transfer to real music.  The buttons aren't strings, and those songs are already written.  I wonder if a whole new level of musician will develop who "tours" doing Rock Band songs in cities all over the world.  But, pondering aside, it's a great way to get drunk and have fun with people.

I kept it pretty chill on FRI, mostly to get ready for the Fog People show on SAT.

So, the Fog People show on SAT...
(warning, this is a long one)

I guess first off I'll apologize to anyone who came to see us.  Yeah we were supposed to play for an hour but due to circumstances beyond our control we got somewhere between 20-30min (six of our twelve songs basically).  I can speak for everyone else when I say we appreciate your support and next time we ask you to shell out your hard-earned money to come see us I guarantee it'll be a full show.

As a rule I don't normally do "roadhouse" shows.  Those are shows where you show up with your gear, put it in a pile, wait til your name is called and rush to set it up to play for 30-45min and then get the hell off.  Roadhouse shows often don't even have dressing rooms and the like.  There's a place for them, I remember in 1989 opening for Enuff-Z-Nuff at Sundance on LI... an awesome memory but nothing I want to repeat.

Anyhow, we're big fans of Sepiachord and wanted to help out with his benefit show so we took the gig.  I like the Jewelbox as a performance space, and it DOES have a curtain, dressing room, and decent lights. We were in great spirits all the way up until the moment before we started playing.

Since I have all this experience putting on and running shows, I often have to check my mouth when it comes to running stuff.  And, being one of the bands, I indulged myself on not thinkng at all about the show itself and just on our own performance.  But apparently everything in the world ran late, and we didn't know a thing about it until the sound guy mentions right before we start that we've (we being us: the Fog People) got to have all our crap outta the place by 2am.  Not having a watch, I didn't realize exactly what that meant, we were having this conversation on stage mind you, breaking another cardnial rule of mine for doing shows (the audience should never have to watch you set up your gear).  I protect the girls in this context and set it up so they can wait backstage.  When you get as dressed up as they do it seems pretty lame to have them come out carrying cords and amps and sound-checking.

Anyhow, we start our set, about as loose as we've ever been.  The sound? Oh pretty awful.  Not really anyone's fault, but it becomes apparent really quickly that we're gonna have a hard time hearing our cues.  But, troopers that we are we push through it.  Playing live, you can get away with things a lot more easily.  I don't think anyone in the place knew the mistakes we made, and the two Hands of Kali dancing with us covered up when we'd muck up the timing of songs they had choreagraphed to very specific counts.  I had to do some on-the-fly lyric changes to "Human Fly" to bridge a gap here and there, but mostly we just started tearing through our set.  After all the last-minute stress and awful sound and errors we were all starting to relax and rock out... and then...

"Last song guys."

That was the sound guy, over the PA to the whole venue.  Now I was looking down at the foot of the stage and off to the side, where a stage manager or someone might have been giving us that cue.  But no, it was the staff over the PA.  I looked down at our set list and almost didn't believe him.  Huh? What are you talking about we're only six songs into the set!  But, at this point it seemed fine to cut our losses and do a strong song and leave.  So, that's what we did. Ironically it was great.

Off the stage and back in the dressing room it's absolute chaos.  Pieces of other bands are there, assorted support people are there, and my band is coming up to me wanting answers I don't have.  I finally get the guys working on getting gear torn down and change out of my suit and into my pre-show clothes to haul some crap.  By this time the sound guy is backstage barking at us to get our gear out of the venue so he can close and go home.  

(note to readers, this is the point of the story where I had had enough of this)

So I tell him to clam it and that we're working as fast as we can.  Now this guy didn't take a shining to me earlier in the night, when I stepped up to speak for the band about our sound needs he tossed off a "oh, so you're in charge?" with extra snark.  So, he had been just itchin' to hear me mouth off so he could give me a face-full of it.

Well, I get everything from "you don't know what you're doing it's your second show." to "you spent all your time putting on fancy outfits" (which, tho mostly true there wasn't anything else to do) to getting personally blamed for the other bands running long.  Well we lock horns for a few exchanges and then go about our respective business.  I rejoin the guys who are busting ass breaking down gear.  Our audience, the ones who came to see us, are out in the house talking with the girls about what the fuck is going on.  The previous band, a great band called Bakelite 78 you should check out actually, are consoling us at our shortened set time.  All in all I'm stewing in my own juices but I'm trying to get out of there where I can decompress in peace and quiet.

So there I am finding myself on stage with our drummer.  I'm waiting for word of the cars to arrive so I can haul the giant bass amp out.  The drummer is trying to talk me down.  He's eternally chill and just loves to drum, so his "whatever" attitude is refreshing.  I take my deep breath at his calming words and let out a sigh when the sound guy comes back.  He's got two arm-fulls of glasses from tables he's helping to bus and we get into it again.  This time it's about experience some more.  So we go back and forth about what we've each done (in retrospect I don't see how this was helpful but I did trump him on the experience tip).  He's pretty unhappy with my answer to he comes up on stage and shoves me with his chest.  

No I am not kidding.  His arms being full he simply bumps me with is whole body.  Now, this entire time my beef wasn't with this guy, tho I didin't appreciate his own frustrated rock star attitude. So, knowing a fight is not going to help anybody, I tear him a new one, ending with a comment to go back to bussing his glasses and let us do our own job.  Well he leaves, but comes back with three guys. Because you know, my mouth-ninja skills are so awesome it takes three guys to take 'em down.

Well fortunately they didn't want to get into a fight either.  So his "get this guy out of my club" orders are slowly translated to "can you gather up all your stuff and leave now?".  I do my dummy checks and stage everything at the door and then step out into the alley to keep the peace.  At this point the cool night air is good for calming me down.

The cars arrive and loading out commences.  There's still a bunch of stuff in the place and the sound guy has to ask me to come back in to help load it out, which I found pretty awesome.  We get our stuff out and mostly take off in separate directions to try and make sense of it all.

They say in most jobs and situations, and especially here in Seattle, that you never make waves.  Everything is about eating humble shit and taking it with a smile so as not to ruffle anyone's feathers.  While I believe in a generous helping of respect, I just do not subscribe to that axiom.  I've got my own interests and people to protect and that is coming to come before sucking the boot of a twitchy sound guy, dealing with a sub-par organization, or anything else.  We don't spend all this time writing songs and rehearsing, getting a style team to donate their time working with our talent, convincing a dance troupe to work with us for free (as well as hair people, lighting designers, and other musicians) and pulling every favor in our books to put together the best show we can so someone can screw it up by not owning up to their part of the bargain.  The answer is I'm NOT going to just suck that up and deal.  We've got an audience with expectations that they've paid money for.  And we've got a responsibility to them and ourselves to hit a certain quality level.  Especially when it's assumed we'll do our own promo and drag out our core audience to contribute to the cause. I'm hard on myself, and I'm hard on my band, and that's because we need to deliver.  And when they do their homework I'll bust the ass of anyone who screws it up by not doing their work.

And that was SAT.
(oh, that pic of my ankle is from a sprain I gave myself after Rock Band night, it didn't seem bad at the time but as you can tell it's pretty bruised. I did our show AND the following days with it)

SUN
We got a couple hours of sleep and then took off for Sasquatch.  I had been looking forward to this for a long time.  There's a lot of changes going on in our worlds right now and Sasquatch was the reward for it all.  So we jetted off and set up a tent, packed up all our day gear and went into the festival.  We spent the day lazily drinking and hanging out checking out bands.  I'd never been to the Gorge or any of the festivals in this city so I was kind of prepared for the worst in a "oh crap it's Burners being themselves" kind of way.  Instead I was taken back in time to the first Lollapalooza, where all the freaks just hung out and had a good time.  It was totally awesome.  

I don't remember the names of the smaller bands I checked out, but camped my ass on the grass to catch TV on the Radio, who were absolutely fantastic.  At one point Kyp said "If someone travelled back in time and told me I would share a stage with Jane's Addiction I'd say... whoah that's cool." and Tunde replied, "Yeah, cool."

After them, NIN came out. The sun was setting, and set during their performance.  Angry Trent was in a good mood and they really rocked out.  As a four piece now (which  I can't believe) they really sounded amazing.  The venue, at and just after sunset is pretty frickin' spectacular.

Then came Jane's Addiction.  One of my all-time fave bands.  I was a little leery of their return, and was also getting tired so the idea of leaving after they got started was TOTALLY on the table.  But, they proceeded to kick the shit out of the place.  Perry was in absolute classic front-person mode, and one of his many rants went something like this: "We love you! Seeing all of you beatiful people out there, my dick gets hard, my heart swells. I want you all to fuck each other tonight."

That theme continued.  His last rant was something like "You don't have to stop at midnight.  Sneak into each others' tents.  Take out each others cocks.  Compare them.  It's okay, some are bigger than others.  It's a big secret that you don't have to fuck a woman deep to make her cum.  Really, you just need to fuck her right.  I knew a midget who used to fuck women with his fist.  So that's something you might wanna try if you're a midget.  Size doesn't matter...unless you're OCEAN SIZE." (yup, that was his intro to Ocean Size, my fave Jane's song of all time, and their first set closer)

The day was so long and mind-blowing in every way that when we got back to the tent and it was pointed out that 24 hours ago I was getting the verbal crap kicked outta me by the sound guy at my own band's show I could only laugh.  

MON
Well, that was a travel home and sleep all day thing.  We got home at 11am, passed out until 8pm, got up and had dinner and watched Let the Right One In which was totally awesome except the sound sucked something fierce.  Fine for subtitles but all the sound design was lost.  The movie was absolutely amazing, and I'd recommend seeing before the inevitable english language remakes comes out in 2010. (Supposedly called "let me in" because the original title has too many words)

TUE
Well it's today!  I'm piecing it all together and starting a whole new pattern of living.  We've got at least a full week off from band stuff and I'm itching to get back in the swimming pool.  The garden is coming along nicely

Or is it Summer? No today it's Winter again.  Eeesh.

The stuff we planted in our new garden is already sprouting.  Cold frames are the shiznit. I don't know what it all is yet, but the next few days should see some serious growth.  

Kendra got home from her trip and it was more or less my job to reacclimate her to a world where hormones other than estrogen reside.  We got some food, took a killer nap, took the bus downtown and saw Star Trek, and caught a cab home to have a nightcap (make that several) and debrief each other on our goings on. 

It's always eerie to me how our projects parallel each other most of the time.  We both have vacancies in each of ours and we jibber-jabbered about how to best proceed dealing with that. 

We had to take the bus downtown because our dying radiator died.  I was on my way home from band practice and WHOOMP a loud noise!  I got home and popped the hood and the radiator itself had cracked right open.  Eep!  Forunately, we had several days earlier ordered a new one.  

So, this morning we got up and the first thing I did was take the radiator-sized box on our steps and get my toolbag.  I had to be downtown at 12:30 and at 11:15 I decided to try and get the new radiator installed.  Well believe it or not I actually succeeded, and now the Jeep is a fully functioning monster beast again.  

Oh, so Star Trek: It was fun.  Sometimes a little heavy-handed and sometimes buckling under the weight of its own cliche, but still fun.  The score actually bothered me quite a bit.  way too much, like, all the time.  I think the McCoy dude was my fave.

I took my mechanical victory and tried to double-down on the loaned lawn mower we have.  Still not much luck.  I suspect some gunk got in the engine, and it may not have enough suction in the fuel tank to power the beast, so I'll try filling it up again and see if it goes.  I GOTTA get the front mowed.

I spent my bachelor weekend mostly recording my departing singer's vox, which was by and large successful.  

We've got our last show with her coming up this SAT, an event for which I still need to find some suitable clothes for.  I went and measured the stage today and have no idea on the best way to configure us all.  But I've developed a strangely punk-rock attitude about the whole thing.  I'm just gonna go and rock out for about 45 min.  and am not letting much else really bug me about it.

The cats, who have done nothing but sleep since Kendra left, celebrated her return by barfing all over the place.  We woke up to piles and piles of cat barf in every shape, size, and state of matter (well, I guess not gaseous, but definitely solid and liquid).  I mean sheesh.

Whew, well what with Facebook being the hip new thing, I've been spending less time dilligently updating.  As a result, there's too much for me to remember so how about short little bits of updateliness?

• Kendra is out of town as of this morning until MON.  I'm already lonely and bored.  By MON I'll be keeping my urine in milk containers and speaking in tongues.
• We started the garden! Tilled and planted. Just in time for yet another cold snap.  WTF?
• We ordered a new radiator for the Jeep, it's the only thing not working 100% at this point so I"m going to replace all my myself.
• Recently helped CZN shoot a video.  I loved not being an important player in the whole thing.  I just showed up and did what I was told.  Liberating in a weird way.
• Struck Kefee at ToJ, painted their floor twice.
• Fog People have a show coming up: 5/23 at the Jewelbox.  Our last before one of my vocalists moves back to TX. As a result I'm spending a lot of time between now and then also trying to squeeze in some final vox recording.  At least it should help speed up the record getting finished. And, if it wasn't obvious, we'll be looking for a new singer.
• We kicked off our Summer party season with an impromptu firepit hang.  Used up nearly all the wood oddly enough.

I don't recall the origin of the phrase "celebrate the victories because they are few" (Bartlett's peeps feel free to school me on this one), but this was simply a wonderful weekend and I'm letting my glee from it carry me into the week.

FRI
We went and caught Annex's show, Love's Tangled Web.  After a thrashing review appeared in the Weekly (and, to be honest, a pretty lame crappy review, if that makes sense) it only strengthened my resolve to check it out.  And you know what? It was very close to what I thought it would be: a silly, fun, gay hootenanny.  I actually enjoyed being able to go see a show that wasn't trying to change the world or bring the plight of some tragedy to light (which is also why I never find myself at the Film Forum...I even had free passes that expired because there never was anything I wanted to see).

Anyhow, we got to check out the new burrito place (in the old KFC) before retiring for the evening.

SAT
We helped out Gude/Laurance shoot some video for an upcoming Spin the Bottle performance.  I helped summon extra ladies for the "lady filled fun fest" that ensued, which included filming ear-porn, a first for me!

I got some studio work done and then off to dinner with some delightful friends we've been trying to schedule for months.  An awesome evening!! Fantastic food, good conversation, we even played a game (Kendra won).  It was actually very reassuring to hear similar tales of projects in motion and goals to achieve from people we like and respect... and actually in contrast it made our own plans and business models seem quite mature and healthy.  Who knew?

We ended the night popping into ToST to catch the last residency show of Deepsleep Narcotics Company... and wow have they got some kickass new songs.  But with all the food and booze (including the best flan I've ever had) we had to go to sleep.

SUN
A looooooooong sleep-filled night, a slow start to the day mapping out a garden and playing with the cats, running some laundry.  Then off to Fog People rehearsal, our first in a month.  Fortunately, it was heaps fun AND we got a lot of work done getting ready for our second show on MAY 23rd. (SAT, mark your calendars) At the Jewelbox.  More info on this to come.

Afterwards, Kendra and I grabbed a nightcap at the Twilight Exit.  It was karaoke night... ugh.  I don't mind it in general, but the problem with the new Twilight Exit is that the walls are very flat and firm, so it ALWAYS sounds loud in the place, even when there's only two people in there.  So there was nowhere to sit where the ear-drum-crushing renditions of bad songs wasn't driving a knife through my head.  But, we had two drinks and then came home and had another deep deep sleep.  

Simple and fun.... hot damn.

Last night I was alone in the house for the evening and I went to bed early with all things pointing towards normalness.  Barely got through an episode of American Dad! (which I like better than other animated shows these days) and conked out.

Sometime around 4am I woke up with a distinct feeling of pain.  The pain seemed to be in my lower left side.  It quickly grew to UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE proportions and I was writhing around trying to do anything to make it hurt less.  

Now, don't get me wrong, I've got a pretty high pain threshold, and I'm reasonably in tune with my body and all that.  But lemme tell ya this was so bad I grabbed the laptop and started Googling: "intense abdominal pain" and "emergency care clinic, seattle"

Well, my "still somewhat asleep" brain began some self-diagnosing.  I moved around (looking pretty pathetic: hunched over and whatnot) and went to the bathroom, figuring it might be gastro-intestinal related.  It didn't FEEL like that kind of pain, it certainly was way more intense and whatnot, and to keep this part of the story short, basic tests seemed to point towards something else.

I figured it might be a muscle injury or hernia, but moving muscles in that area didn't seem to make it more or less sensitive. Really NOTHING made it less sensitive.

Plus, the pain seemed to come from inside the muscle wall, and my biological memory seemed to indicate the only real organ that might be there was a kidney.  "Oh great," I thought, "All alone in the house, no insurance, and Renal Failure."

I flopped around like a fish for the better part of an hour, doing pregnant-lady breathing tricks and occasionally trying to read some more webmd and wikipedia.  I kept trying to set some guidelines for when to bail out and seek professional help.  Since it would require gretting dressed, driving, AND trying to talk to people in my state, I was very against it.  Barring trauma of some kind, it seems to me immediate-need cases are much more subtle in their immediacy (sounds weird, but a broken toe hurts more than a stroke)

Anyhow, I finally said, "I need to do something about this fucking pain or I'm going to hurl myself out the window".  So I prepared my treatment: Okee I hurt like fuck so a Vicodin is in the mix for sure.  Even if it ends up being liver failure (which would make Vicodin not-so-good an idea) at least I'll have a smile on my face.  Anti-inflamatory drugs are nearly always awesome, and since the pain kind of reminds me of a sinus infection from years ago I'll take a bunch of those.  If it's kidney related some kind of flushing of it out is always good, plus if it's GI water is STILL a good bet.  So, I gobbled that all down, chugged water like crazy through a sippy cup, and went back to writhing around.

Shortly before 6am, either the problem went away or the medicine kicked in, and I found myself shallow breathing in a prone state.  I had stropped flopping around and was able to lay there.  The only noticeable symptoms after that were intense hot/cold changes, and sometimes both at the same time.

The next day my whole torso was sore from all the abdominal contractions my muscles were doing, and tho the area is still tender, the pain is gone.  My normal bathroom processes still seemed normal, so my diagnosis turned towards kidney stones. 

Well, I'm not gonna tell you I'm so totally awesome (hopefully you've figured that out for yourself), since I could easily be wrong still.  But here's what I learned:

The diagram shows where pain would be, which is EXACTLY where the pain was.  Other symptoms:

• extreme pain in your back or side that will not go away
• blood in your urine
• fever and chills
• vomiting
• urine that smells bad or looks cloudy
• a burning feeling when you urinate

Now I didn't have any blood, and I thought I only felt nauseous because of the pain, but sheesh "fever and chills"?  Okee, lets take this forward and see where it goes.  How do you TREAT kidney stones?

"Increased hydration...Similarly, drugs may be reasonably effective orally in an outpatient setting for less severe discomfort where nonsteroidal anti-inflammatories or opioids such as codeine or hydrocodone can be prescribed"

BOO-YA!  Call me DR. HAYES from now on, yo.

Today I'm mostly back to feeling fine, just a little weak and woozy.  Plenty of fluids.  I suppose if I'm wrong at some point I'm going to pass gass and blow the house apart... or if I'm right I may just get re-introduced to mr. stone at the exit area of my urinary system... and engagement I'm NOT looking forward to.  But given how much water I've moved in the last 24 hours... I think I'm just going to enjoy my small victory and milk it a little bit longer.

Well, on WED night I attended DARK AVENUE, and got suitably tipsy (drunk).  By the time FRI rolled around and I found myself having completed several major items on my list, I knew it was time to cut loose.  

So, J9's bday party was first up, and I came rolling in with more flowers than should be legal.  A bouquet for the guest of honor, two for the wife, and the rest distributed to every awesome lady I saw until I ran out.  (note to self: buy more flowers).

Well, what you DON'T know is that before that I had drinks with some other peeps, and since I don't want to put back on this weight that's been going away I mostly stayed away from the fried food platters.  As a result, Empty-Stomach-Michael was on his SECOND watering hole of the night (oh but don't worry, I flasked it between the two...)

Long story short, we went out to several places and they quickly blurred together.  Tho no animals were harmed in the making of this story, it did make for a slow start on SAT.

Meanwhile the whole time I've been doing a deep clean of my studio, which ended up taking three days. Eesh.

SAT we attended a double-lesbian birthday backyard bbq.  Oh hell yes.

Lemme tell you somethin' about lesbian parties: they're ironic versions of sausage fests.  We had everything: shots of tequila, lots of yelling, and yes even a fist-fight that broke out (no kidding, actually during an ARM WRESTLING activity).  I, personally, LOVED IT.  To be honest, it reminded me of home, and I gave everyone props for just being so dang real about it all.  Fortunately, ultimately being women, they stopped long before stupid non-ironic men would go to truly awful places, so it ended up being a blast.  And, I ate three hot dogs cooked over an open fire.  Boo ya.

Today I completed cleaning the studio, drawing a nice line in the sand where my focus can snow shift to other projects.  And there are several, including a bunch of household ones I want to hit whilst I'm still unemployed (right, gotta get on that) AND the greenery is surging. 

I just found out about True Blood.  How the heck did an Alan Ball-helmed vampire series get by me?

Well, the biggest news first: the Jeep is fully operational again!  We got the final part and reconnected everything, did some pre-ignition work like bleeding the fuel rail and also tweaking the clutch a bit.  Started right up and the first spin around the block ran like butter.

I spent the next day racing around and getting fluids to top everything off, and I also poked into Costco to get a bolt hole fixed in the tire, which they did for free.  Of course that meant kickin' around Costco for 2 hours... which does wonders for you mood lemme tell ya. :-(

Today I washed the jeep and cleaned it pretty darned good.  Hell I even went in and fixed the radio.  The vehicle is in the best shape it's been in for years.  So, it's great to be back in the world of self-transporting peeps again.  Big ups to Sky for doing the killer work and loaning us his truck for a MONTH whilst we got it all worked out.

Just in time for the great weather too.

Now onto other things:

I've been in tech for the show I'm sound designing.  Kefee's House of Cards. The show is great, and it features of my fave local theatre heavy hitters.  Stephen Hando, who often does voices for Sgt. Rigsby (shadow puppets, totally awesome), anchors the thing and he's just so goddamn entertaining I could watch him read a phone book.  But cut loose as a blackjack dealer?  Stupendous.  Plus if you want you actually get to play blackjack during the show!  Pretty awesome. 

The sound design is pretty simple and spare, I almost feel guilty since I'm used to turning out supernatural planet-shifting soundscapes with great aplomb. But, you gotta do what's right for the greater good of the show and not showhorn in something that doesn't fit.  Sometimes simple is the right answer.

Last night was DARK AVENUE, which I went to after Kefee tech AND another meeting (and this after running around all day getting a million things done...including a visit to Kinkos, where hope goes to die). I was so exhausted from all the running around this week I got pretty tipsy enjoyed flitting about and seeing peeps.

With the Jeep fixed, and the show going up on FRI, some major things get crossed off my list.  I can then return to kicking all-things ass related.

Well, starting with last night....

Kendra and I setup a slightly out-of-date projector and watched The Ruins projected on a crappy blanket hanging in the doorway.  The image was rough, the projector was loud, and it was awesome.  We both felt like we were kids at the drive-in again, and had a great time laying on the air mattress getting drunk watching a pretty decent horror flick.  

THR
I worked on sound design for a while, going so far as to set up my microphones over our skillet and recording sizzling fry sounds (see the play if you wanna know why). I went for a kickass swim (actually rep 5 almost did me in but the sauna made up for it) and then off to the theatre to scope out some physical crap I need to do to get installed properly.

Then I met with a friend who is working on piano parts for a Fog People(mark your calendars: MAY 23rd is our next show!) song on the next record.  We had a great time, chatting about everything from racists to mushrooms and acid and back to bigots (it was more fun than that sounds), and then we got some work done too.  

With the weather changing it provided some nice hunks of awesomeness to be outside and look at stuff.  Surely Summer is going to arrive and I am stoked.

Or prefix I should say.

I hate it.  In relation to media, I think it's time we understand that, exceptions aside, this is a BAD WORD.

As I scan the movie blogs (and I DO scan them), all I see, over and over, is "remake", "reboot" (my most hated), and "re-imagining".

All these mean "LAZY" to me.  Write your own fucking stories!!!  Who the hell would look at the Hills Have Eyes and say "wow, that really needs to be updated for the new millennium, because mutant killers would have so much MORE to say now than back in the 70's."?

Look, I get it, Hollywood is a lazy, hella-corporate, and since the 80's completely ruled by RETURNONINVESTMENT as a commercial entity.  I get it.  When someone makes a pitch in Hollywood now the biggest questions aren't even about the script in question, they're about "and how many sequels can we get out of it?", "how big of a star can we get to anchor the franchise?"  It's why movies have sucked so bad for the last 20 years.

Disclaimer: I'm specifically referring to the 70's, historically considered to be the dawn of hte "auteur" cinema period, where visionary directors (Cassavettes, Kasdan, shit even the Lucas/Speilberg/Coppola trifecta rose to prominence).  This period of cinema is noted for viscerally impactful cinema and uses of technological innovations to add a grit and punch to movies that didn't exist previously, especially true with regard to the MPAA codes and extreme recutting of intense scenes.  Point of order: Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Hills Have Eyes, etc were not "gore films" in the purest sense but instead meant to be graffiti against the censorship code.  They were the Kilroy of their day

But I digress.  RE movies are the absolute laziest of pure capitalistic intent.  Even the music industry knows it's dead, but cinema hasn't figured it out yet.  I just checked Apple's movie trailer page: remake, serial, remake, serial, serial.  BLARG.

Look, I know it, I knew it in college, everyone in film school knows it: there's THIRTEEN possible stories (less if you read Joseph Campbell).  Only THIRTEEN POSSIBLE TALES YOU CAN TELL.  But fer fuck's sake the whole purpose of art is to PUT YOUR OWN IDENTITY INTO YOUR STORY!  Turn the fucker on its head, muck with the formula, give it some goddamn personality already.  Or, do the FIFTH remake of Invasion of the Body Snatchers.... because... uh you've got a new take on it?

So, the middle and major part of the Jeep repair is complete.  I was lamenting to Kendra and Sky that this kind of work is a lot like backpacking, drugs, major surgery, and other "quest" related experiences.  The most intense, major, climactic part happens in the middle.  When you spend 5 days in the woods you tend to climb to a peak and then come back down (literally).  When we fixed the engine, taking it out and fixing the problem is only the first half.  Sure, it's "fixed", but then you've got to "close the patient" or, "get back to the car" (in the backpacking analogy).

This here is the engine, out of the Jeep and on an engine stand.  We replaced the spark plugs, opened the valve cover and cleaned it out, re-sealed the cover, replaced the fuel rail (only because we broke it) and replaced the exhaust manifold connectors.  Okay, that last part we only had to do because the manifold was so corroded we had to cut it off with a Sawz-all. I reckon all that post-backpacking "let's drive the Jeep into the Pacific Ocean because it's so awesome" DOES have a consequence after all...


This here is Sky, who can not be under-celebrated as the MAN for knowing what the fuck all this stuff is and how it works.  His rates are great too for those in need of non-butt-raping mechanical services.  Anyhow, he's prepping the end of the transmission for the re-insertion of the engine (yeah, I said it).


To give you an idea of scale, here's the Jeep minus the engine AND Sky.  Note the clear path to the gravel below and the piece of plywood we laid on to keep our backs from getting covered in engine liquids.


This is the closest "money shot" I was able to get, since I was acting as main-man-servant to Sky during this process.  Take this image (it was awesome out that day), put on the classic rock station (102.5), add a beer (or two) and cover yourself in oil, sawdust, antifreeze, transmission fluid, and smash the tips of fingers several times.  It was awesome.  


So, we got the engine back into the Jeep, and once the satisfying "clunk" of the final motor mounts and driveshaft all mating together (yes the whole process is one giant sex metaphor) happened, we knew the heaviest work was over.  The next several hours tho were spent "closing the patient"... or, "coming down".  We reconnected more hoses and wires than I knew were possible, reinstalled MAJOR components like the starter, the radiator, the fan, the fuel pump, the coil pack, the air filter... I could go on. 

Anyhow, everything went great and is complete.  Now we're waiting on a small gasket for the exhaust (a $4 part and mostly because we cut the old one off with a blow-torch) and a fuel rail (because we dropped the engine... tho we found a replacement for $50). But it's otherwise all back together and in a few days we'll test it out and see what happens.

So, the moral of this story? What would YOU pay for: a replaced clutch, flywheel, and new sparkplugs?  Add to that a general tune-up and engine cleaning.  Oh, don't forget a coolant flush and radiator refill.  Oh yeah there's also the exhaust manifold cleaning and gasket replacement.  Keep in mind clutch jobs alone can cost $1200.

$2K? Would you pay $2k?  Prolly.  So far we've paid $450. BOO YAH!  Now granted we've got some expenses yet to tally and calculate, but we'll still come in way under the $1300 estimate targeted.  Now we can spend all that surplus on drugs and backpacking.  Yay for completing the circle!

So, FRI we started working on the Jeep again.  We were granted a few boons: the clutch was still under warranty so we got a new one for free.  We also noticed the problem appears to be the flywheel, so replacing that ($100) is much better than all the other crap we thought it might be.  Tho, we still may replace the slave cylinder.  

With the engine out of the Jeep, everything seems relatively smaller.  And, the parts are cheaper and smaller when you think about replacing a small metal disc versus "OMG the Jeep is broken and it's gonna cost $1200 for the 'fix' to happen!"  Truly, having someone you trust and being on-hand really takes the disastrous scope out of car problems.  However, it's also weird to have a few greasy parts in your hand and talk about replacing them and suddenly a whole automobile will be functional.  Seems a world away.

Of course, that said, we were dealt a few setbacks.  Thanks to some missing and weak bolts, we managed to drop the engine.  Ugh.  Fortunately the only real damage was to some bolts and the fuel rail.  Unfortunately the damage was to the fuel rail.  A typically non-failing part, it's difficult to source one on the cheap, but we're trying.  But, it's on the top of the engine and something we can put in after everything else is fixed and put back together (meaning: back inside the Jeep itself).

So, we're on hold until TUE when we can both get back on it and put the new parts in and wrestle the engine back into the vehicle.  So with the rest of my FRI ahead of me I went home and played with Darby.  Yup, we gots the Corgi again for a few days.  I played with him for a bit until going out for drinks with former co-workers.  It's funny, I've turned all my old work shirts and hoodies into work clothes, so I was still wearing them from working on the Jeep and everyone commented on it (more on that later).  But other former work folks were there so we had a grand time.

After a few warm-up cocktails I went to Spin the Bottle to run lights.  Overall I give the show a hair above average.  Nothing bad, nothing mind-blowing.  I don't know if it's the economy or not but there still seems to be a sort of malaise over most people.  Of course, the awesome day was but a mild warning for the stuff to come, perhaps if we'd known we would've been apeshit.  While at StB people commentd on my former work-shirt again (no time to change) and said some interesting and validating things.  It's funny that I had to explain the circumstances that had me wearing that shirt.

I tried to get home relatively non-smashed and early because SAT was a big frickin' day.

Kicked things off by getting up at 9am or so to take Kendra to Bellevue.  I got a coffee (this is important) and played with Darby a little bit before starting the "Happy March of Death."  I was hungover (also important) and sleep deprived, but coffee-powered I started racing around.

Now, it was AWESOME out so I think I spaced some things, but I had to get various items (projector screen, video adapters) that had me racing all around town and even into U Village.  Um... U Village is the Devil.  And on a nice day with all the yuppies wandering aboot,  and being in a rush, it was truly evil.  So, I got gas, projector screen, adapters (after trying FOUR stores) and finally got on the road at 1pm.  I had to be in Duvall at... er... 1pm!  So, I was late.  But, with classic rock on the radio and the windows open racing through the country, I was in heaven.

Once I cleared the city and the eastside, the mountains were fucking GORGEOUS.  The roads slowly vanished and I was driving on a gravel path.  I even had to pass someone on a horse (!) to get where I was going.

Where was I going? Oh, only the COOLEST FUCKING RECORDING STUDIO I've ever seen.  Freshly constructed on his "you'll never find me after the nuclear war" property out in the woods, this gigantic building is so perfectly treated and designed as a recording studio as to be completely soundproof and awesome sounding...and HUGE.  

I gave a presentation on the software I use to write music and bascially entertained a room of uber-geeks for several hours (seriously, one of the guys was the sound designer for the arcade classic Q-Bert!). Afterwards we took a break in the late afternoon and went outside.  The pitch perfect weather and smell of nature made me feel like I was supposed to be setting up camp and I was backpacking.  Triggering some sort of nature-flashback.  It was absolutely divine.

While leaving, I noticed I was a little hungry.  It was 6pm.  I hadn't eaten ANYTHING all day.  The last thing I ate was tater-tots the night before on a booze-filled stomach.  "Hrm..." I said, "Maybe I should grab some food."

But, having to get Kendra from Ballard and getting stuck in traffic (520 needs to be nuked and replaced with teleportation pads), I found myself at 7:30pm waiting in front of a health club where Kendra was having a meeting.  I was feeling fine tho, the awesome day and my presentation going well had we simply jubilant.

But, oh what's that? It's that little house that they built the whole commercial building around because the lady wouldn't sell it.  Lemme go look at it....  the walking around suddenly made me feel the impact of not having food for about 18 hours.  My legs got weak, I was getting warm and cold, my head hurt, and I was mentally getting dumber by the second.  My hands were shaking too.  All this made me say "Oh, THIS is what all the dainty girls mean when they say 'low blood sugar'!"

So, I got Kendra and said, "we need to get me food, like now." So, after Kendra taking an all day fitness workshop, and then meeting about a different gig at a health club, I took her to Wendys.  I'm classy like that.

Some crap food later I felt great.  We zipped home and collected this item here.

That there is a custom-made book of our wedding.  A pictorial history, plus the copy of a poem written for the occasion, all custom bound and covered (even expandable when we get more pix and shizzle!). 

So, lit a fire in the firepit, drank a bottle of wine, played with Darby (who can fetch in the dark we found out), and thumbed through the book, recalling all the details of a truly glorious day, on yet another glorious day.  We slept like babies and were passed out by 11:30pm, still smelling like smoke.

SUN
Well, holy shit it's EVEN MORE KICKASS OUT THAN YESTERDAY! We got up at 9am, after NINE AND A HALF hours of sleep.  I did several household tasks (including cleaning out most of the gutters and scooping the cat box, how's THAT for dirty work?) and now I'm gonna go for a bike ride.  While getting coffee this morning I was amazed people weren't spontaneously hugging breaking into syncronized dances in the streets.  Yay Spring, bring it.

This here is an internal page of the book.  Note the bloody hands from our handfasting (yeah, we're hippies, deal with it).  Woot!

As we sat at the fire last night, several layers of stuff in the firepit had to dry out before they would burn.  As they took turns sizzling and then drying and finally bursting into flames I noted that was exactly what all of us are doing now.  A long, wet, cold winter finally giving away to warm sun letting us dry the fuck out so we can get to work.  

Well, today was Day 1 of what may yet prove to be a 2-Day affair (I guessed 3 and am still thinking it may take that long).

After having an utterly awesome and delicious night of simple "going to bed at the same time" boringness, I woke up and had to uncouple from my mate and move into the cold cold house.  Hrm... that's odd it was so nice out last night, why is it so cold?  

HOLY FUCKING CRAP IT'S FUCKING SNOWING.  ON APRIL FOOLS DAY. THE DAY WE ARE FIXING THE JEEP!

So I showered, we went and got coffee, I scarfed food and gathered my tools, and then Sky came over.  Not having finished my coffee, I forgot several key items (noted inline).  And we drove the Jeep back to his garage.

The first thing I noticed when we got there and got ready was that I was freezing.  I had forgotten to layer up appropriately and even with coveralls on I was pretty chilled.  Of course, working OUT FUCKING SIDE WITH THE SNOW didn't help.  But this was moderately short-lived as we soon got enough done to get the front-end of the Jeep into his garage.

We then began to do all the things one needs to do to REMOVE THE ENTIRE ENGINE from the vehicle.  Yah, I'm not kidding.

I found myself underneath the Jeep several times getting cold-soaked in various Jeep fluids while trying to see mysterious things I needed to disconnect or take off. yah, couldn't see them because I forgot my head lamp.  eesh.

Anyhow, long story short (including taking a Sawzall to some particularly decrapitated bolts), we got the engine out.  It's now bolted to a stand inside of Sky's garage.  The Jeep? Well that's sitting in his driveway.  Yes, they're now two separate things.  While I was finishing bolting the engine down Sky was standing INSIDE THE front half of the Jeep staring at the transmission trying to diagnose.

You see, what we thought was the problem was not the problem.  In fact, we're not quite sure why there's a problem, as it looks like there shouldn't be one.  but, we're gonna replace a few things and clean it up real good.  Once you have the engine out of a vehicle suddenly the idea of fixing or replacing something is completely moot.  Sure, why not, it's sitting RIGHT HERE ON THIS STAND, and looks rather like a pig on a spit.  

The end result is that I'm exhausted.  I'm clean now, but I was atrociously dirty earlier, and the cold gooey muck I've been neck deep in all day had made my fingers and body sore as hell.  But so far, so good.

Tomorrow is a non-Jeep work day whilst we source parts and do other stuff.  We'll start back in on FRI morn and try and finish everything.  I'm gonna move on to all the other things I need to do that don't involve insane auto mechanicery in the snow on April Fools Day.  Asshole snow.

What a nice FRI night.... but to back up a tiny bit.

I'm totally obsessed with making rain barrels for the house.  Of course,since regular ones cost $150 I'm leaning towards DIY, so mostly I'm thinking of where I can steal a few 55-gal plastic barrels.  I think I know a place too, ironically.

All the flower seeds are in the ground and there's still planting room, so I think I need to get more seeds. 

I still need to clean my studio and then move on to a re-org of the kitchen.  For some strange reason this excites and intimidates me.

So, then on to FRI...

I met up with Kendra and Maureen at TOJ and I treated them to the Half Brothers show.  Augmenting their own songs with some powerful assistance from Sgt. Rigsby's shadow puppetry (featuring voicework from two OTHER members of Awesome, in fact 5 of the 7 members were in the show, and 1 of the remaining two sat in front of me), Bret Fetzer's ever-more-awesome storytelling, and Erin Jorgensen on marimba, the .5 Bros were able to string together an awesome show in that "we just threw this together last minute and it STILL reads like we planned it on purpose for months that's how good we are" way. The places where they provided background music or the focus shifted from performer performer was truly inspiring.

And, Rick Miller and Erin's hymn duet was worth enough to warrant its own set next time.  Totally riveting.

We missed sushi since the show ran long (and all the hob-nobbing afterwards) so we went to Cafe Presse and I bought the ladies some dinner. By this point we were several drinks in the tank so details are scant, but we did splurge on some crazy chocolate sauce dessert and one of my friends who works there sat down and hung out with us, making me feel like that scene in Goodfellas when he takes her on the date and knows everybody.

Oddly, we were in bed by 1am and promptly passed out.  I think starting the drinking early, or going out earlier this week, something definitely prevented us from feeling like partying all night. 

I've been watching the collected videos of Mark Romaneck and having that "I totally missed my calling life" feeling. When I was in film school everyone wanted to be Quentin Tarantino and I was like "man music videos are SO awesome." But I didn't focus enough to do more than a spec video for Tricky that never got anywhere (I did it for the song "Vent" off Pre-Milennium Tension after stalking Island Records for a while...)  Anyhow, I wonder if the YouTube revolution will bring back the music video....

Well, I'm gonna work from bed as long as the cats wanna stay here with me and then move to the studio to get some shit done.  Since we didn't party until the doors came off last night I can actually be productive today.

It's been no small task to get the time available to see this flick.  Obviously for recovered comic nerds like myself it's pretty mandatory viewing regardless of how it came out.  And as my reliable control experiment I took Kendra along. (okee, actually she took me out and even paid for the popcorn...bribing the concession guy about halfway through the flick to "re-open" so she could get us some Dibs) (ed note: Dibs are nutritionally about as bad for you as chugging straight lard).

Anyhow, having read the comics WAY the hell back, I could see all the hub-bub about "true to the comic" was going to play a major part in some way.  How it did tho, kind of surprised me.

I think Watchmen may be the first "too much of a good thing" comic movie.  All the critical blah I've read about it being "too loyal" is accurate.  It's such a dead-clone of the comic as to not take advantage of any of the extra power of cinema... and it casts an unflattering light on the shortcomings of comics.

In short: comics are small.  They fit in your hand.  A facial expression in a comic is a tiny, undetailed, oval.  A quip of dialogue in print is free from the ramble-tamble of spoken language and every nuance of the rhythmn and volume of speech.  It's a literary person's game.

Movies are huge.  They extend to the limits of our vision (if you sit close like I do). A facial expression on a movie screen is GINORMOUS and FULL OF DETAIL.  The simplest and smallest expession can convey gobs of content.  The dynamic range of communication is absolutely incredible.  Also, it's audible.  Dialogue is real and spoken and is thus experienced by the audience as we would real-life.  

A movie like Dark Knight, where they took some of the juiciest parts from classic comics and interpreted those core stories using the different tools and scope of cinema, were crafted well.  There's no "By Hogarth's Beard!" exclamations or BLAMMO! fight stills.

Watchmen suffers from not adjusting the storytelling to the new tools available to tell the story.  The reason the comic was always so desirable and concerning to see filmed is that it laid some real-world and person-sized problems onto superheroes.  Sexual violence, moral ambiguity, drinking, eating cold beans out of a can, getting a cape caught in a door.  The best comics are the ones that have moved beyond the Jack Kirby, Stan Lee sized stories where heroes fly around stopping super villains.  The best ones are where the heroes then go home and realize they can't pay their rent, they have a problem with booze, can't maintain relationships.... real problems.

Watchmen, rather than use the giant magnifying glass of the movie screen to bring some gravity to the mundane real world, instead repaints every panel of the comic and sprinkles some awesome-but-we've-seen-it-before fight scenes over it.  Because y'know, and Alan Moore has even said it, the story for the Watchmen is pretty lame, one giant macguffin. And now we have to sit through 3 hours of it....

When we left the movie I found instead of saying "wow that was great!" or "damn that sucked".  I could only say, "Well, it's great we got out to the movies." and Kendra replied, "That movie was long and silly."

So, to sum up: A comic movie needs to be treated with a real-life grit and resonance.  It needs to be INTERPRETED and be true to it's spirit while also aware of it's shortcomings by people who can translate the spriit without killing it. Dont' go far enough, or "cash out" and you get frickin' SpiderMan.  Go just right and you get The Dark Knight.  Go too far, and you get the Watchmen.  Now we know. (and yes, knowing IS half the battle.)

Well, a little backup to power through this tale.

On WED was DARK AVENUE where the Fog People finally debuted some rockin'.  I haven't actually written that one up yet but it'll be over at the Fog People blog when it happens (I think I'm mostly waiting on pix).

THR and FRI were errand-driven days where I got a ton of tasks accomplished.  We spent FRI night at home but still up until the wee hours.

SAT: Oh equinox spring-cleaning how I love you!
Among the many annual rituals in our life together, Kendra and I have made it a habit to once a year around equinox time to basically get wasted and spend the whole day cleaning the house.  Tho we actually started the "getting wasted" part the night before, we got up at a reasonable hour on SAT, went to the market to get some cleaning supplies (and some coffee) and pretty much hit it hard.

The day was perfect for this task, and while I think many other people probably have great stories about the park, or a hike, or shopping... we didn't shower until 6pm and spent the day turning over EVERY surface in the house and cleaning it.

To give you an idea: Kendra spent three hours on the kitchen alone.  I started upstairs and did both rooms, the bathroom, the stairs, and finally moved downstairs to shepherd our laundry (8 loads), move all of our rugs and large pillows into the yard for later cleaning, climbed outside the house to do the windows, and... yes... the BASEMENT.  

The weather was nice enough to pull the plastic off one of the windows to get a cross breeze, and I started rubbing some wood oil into the floors, which has already produced a great result.

Several loads of garbage later, and the house is frickin' immaculate.  We didn't accomplish everything tho, I still need to do my studio (I had deep-cleaned it last month, so we used it to store all the crap while we rotated rooms), and I need to desperately go through my closet.  Turns out I basically wear three pairs of pants and two shirts, so it's time for a purge. 

We finished cleaning just in time to wach the awesome sunset, and then de-crud ourselves in a glorious shower.  Later that night Kendra had a gig reading tarot at an "art party" on N. Aurora.  The place actually had a few nice pieces of art, but I was having a hard time pinning down exactly what kind of event I was at.  The "DJ" (quotes are on purpose) played a "too frickin' loud" mix of dub and some other faceless thumpy stuff.  And, violating a cardinal rule by half-assed dancing to his own DJing.  Some of the art was nice, and the people seemed okay, tho there were far too few of them. 

While noting the crappy lighting for the paintings I had an idea: a totally dark art gallery where every parton is given a small headlamp or flashlight to go check everything out.  This way you could hang art on the ceiling and on the floor and make it more like a treasure hunt.  Sprinkle in a few surprise performances and a spooky ambient soundscape and you've got yourself an event baby! (you heard it here first)

I got to eat something that is so bad for me I know it's got to be mana from heaven: vanilla frozen custard sundae.  OMG.

After topping the last several days off with a benadryl, this cat went to sleep like a sack of bad mortgages.

SUN we went and saw the Watchmen (separate entry incoming).

It's early.  Well, it's 9am now... but back when it was 7am it was early.

I drove Kendra to work in a borrowed pickup truck stuffed to the gills with broken down wood, sheetrock, and what have you.  Stopping by Annex with a pickup truck on a day they need to move a few thousand pounds of 20-year old construction materials?  Yah not so smart.

But we all had a great time bustin' stuff up and shortly I'll be delivering said items to the dump with Bret Fetzer, artistic director, writer, and dump maestro.

When I left to drop Kendra off the sun was out and it was looking like a pretty morning.

Now it's raining and crappy, I suspect the next couple of months are gonna be like this.

Otherwise it's all about preppin' for the show tomorrow.  If I can find some coffee...

I'm pretty happy with myself tho, despite the no-coffee and earliness I managed to unload the dishwasher and make myself some breakfast: one egg, one piece of toast, and a smoothie (fresh strawberries, organic non-fat yogurt, organic 1/2 banana, 1/2 an orange, and some OJ). Looks like that Magic Bullet we got as a wedding present is useful after all, even if it does make me giggle and think of a vibrator every time I say it.

Kendra and I have been watching Into the Wild (it's long, takes three viewings for us).  I had absorbed the book years ago, what being the backpacking hippy I am.  I was starting to get into it and then WHAM this Hollywood horseshit middle section shows up that introduces a singer-songwriter love interest thing that is just total fucking horseshit.  I'm hoping we can get back to business and still salvage a decent flick out of it.  Tho, good intentions aside, I can't help but giggle every time Eddie Vedder's voice comes booming as we begin a travel montage.  Just seems a little heavy handed.  

Last night I went to attend the Stay Up Late show where Kendra and her tribe of warrior women were dancing. While the event was awesome and mucho whiskey was consumed, the far better story is the parking.

So, Maureen had driven us to the show and we dropped Kendra off so she could be on time whilst we searched around for parking.  In Capitol Hill. On Saturday evening.  So, pretty crappy place to be, even moreso now than just a year or two ago.

We looped around the block and were pretty much right in front of theatre when a car began to pull out!  Excitedly, we noticed that stopping behind the car and waiting would've held up cross street cars trying to do their thing, as well as the pedestrian crossing.  So, we pulled in front and put it in reverse, preparing to parallel park into the space.

The car leaves and as we begin backing up another car zips up and blocks us, staking a claim to the spot.  After flailing hands wildly to indicate we were in the process of backing in it became evident that we were at a standstill.  They, feeling as tho they deserved the parking space, nudged up so we couldn't get into it, and us, in the place you need to be in order to get into the spot but unable to.

So, we turned the car off and waited.  "Hey," I said, "I've never had a passive aggressive road rage experience before, lets give it ten minutes and see what happens."

So, we talked about our days, listened to the radio, and basically hung out.  The other car turned off their lights, put on their hazards, turned them back off again, and hopefully were as nonplussed as we were about it.

Fortunately for us, we had stacked the deck a little bit in that in front of us was the whole rest of the block.  So, after about 9.5 minutes, peeps came out and got in the car directly in front of us.  So, we pulled up and took that spot instead.

In the end, everyone got a rock-star parking space.  And really, the 9 minutes we waited for it would've been spent cruising around and walking from outer bum-fuck to where we had to go.  Making we wonder if the best parking strategy for Cap Hill is to simply stake out a block and wait for something instead of trying to find a spot.

As we backed into the parking space we finally got, I stuck my hand out the window and gave the other car a thumbs-up.  After all, everyone got what they wanted and we had good time with the experiment.  When I brought my hand back in the window Maureen had to ask me which gesture I gave them.

I suppose the only victims in this are the other cars who had to deal with a congested Pike st. for 10 minutes.  They have my sympathies for as long as it takes me to walk from the car to the venue.  Which is no time at all.

Okee, well first off, Ripley is back in top shape.  And of course by that I mean she's sleeping. Funny that.

Well today was so awesome it wouldn't surprise if people spontaneously started making out with each other all over.  Truly this horseshit of a late winter has given away to a brief tease of Spring (of course, since it's supposed to rain tonight).  I took this as a motivational call to arms.

When Kendra and I finally got out of bed, we dashed out to get coffee, came back and she started on breakfast whilst I took the cats out and started on some yard work.  I got the veggies planted and the ground turned over, and started on a major re-org of the back yard.  Trimmed some bushes, made some plans, and ate my yummy breakfast outside (1 egg over easy, 2 strips of veggie bacon, a dollop of yogurt, 3 fresh strawberries, and 1 piece of toast). BLAMMO!

Kendra cleaned the kitchen and I washed the outside front windows, the outside of my studio window, and the inside and outside of our upstairs bedroom windows.  Heck, I even washed the screens.  Looks like, weather permitting, next SAT we're going to do a massive Spring cleaning.  I, for one, am stoked.  Big cleanings really make me feel grounded...I'm nerdy like that.

I then dropped Kendra off, and in doing so got a pretty tedious splinter in my hand.  I got home and removed it with a box cutter while simultaneously accepting and having my first meeting with a director for a show I'm going to sound design.  Tho I've got a lot on my plate, it sort of dovetails into a few other things and I think will be good, and fun.  First production meeting is tomorrow so I'll update after.

With the splinter out, I then took off on a bike ride.  mmmmm mmmmmm.  My wind is doing great, but leg muscles are a little goosey.  Of course I went yesterday too, so I might just be hurtin'.  I got home and had a cancelled meeting, so I made a quick dinner and then went to Costco.  Yeah, I know how to party.

I have great restraint when in Costco, so I got in and out pretty good ($80, and enough food to keep us in good shape for weeks).

I started working on a Hands of Kali video project (actually the last part I need to do for my participation), ran into a technical problem (meh) and am now drinking a High Life wondering how to solve it.

And it's approaching evening time!  I may go see a movie at the theatre, or go catch the girls, or stay home and work.  Tough choices.  Maybe another High Life....

So our cat Ripley (R) is on the upswing from some violent illness.

Last night she was sleepin' under the covers nice and fine, and then was sleepin' all curled up nice and fine, and then started with the upchuckin'.  Then again, and again.  By this time I had gotten up and noticed she was feelin' pretty weak.  Kendra was comforting her whilst I cleaned everything up.  Mostly small clear liquid (cat bile?)

We brought her into bed and she could barely move.  About every half hour she would start licking her chops and I would put her on the ground and hold her whilst she puked again (always three heaves too, for those numerologists out there).  then back into bed.  She slept bewteen us and we basically nodded off lightly until Kendra had to get up.

I stayed in bed with her and her vomiting went down to once an hour, then finally tapered off.  When Kendra got home we tried to get her to eat and/or drink to no success, she just basically went to bed and passed out for several hours.

Now it's later afternoon and tho she's still sleepy she appears to be more alert and the other cats have started hanging around her again (oddly, they both vanished when she took ill).

We're gonna monitor her into the evening, I'm hoping to see her get some liquids, since I know cats don't really store that much and I haven't seen her drink in quite a while.

But it gave us quite a scare.  If her condition didn't improve we'd be at the vet right now.  But as you can see Fargo (L) is unconcerned.